I’m so sorry.
saying “tumblr” out loud is really embarrassing but saying “my blog” out loud makes you sound like a sophisticated, well rounded, internet phenomenon
i wish more harry potter fic would focus on the fact the trio were teenagers in the 90’s think of what we could have
- the muggleborn students bringing lisa frank notebooks to school to the bemusement of the other students only to start a sparkle rainbow unicorn phase
plot twist: mary was not actually going to shoot sherlock but then he said “no you won’t” like the smartass he is so she was like “oh fuck that’s it now i’m really going to shoot him”
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
Sometimes I wonder why I remind people of Dave
Not right now though. Right know I’m laying in bed drinking a fucking gallon of apple juice
when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
"Ah, stupid gravity"
This is why doctors need to explain this stuff and why we need more family planning counselors. I haven’t gotten any questions this off but I get a lot of questions from people who don’t know what the side effects are or how the birth control works.
maybe if people would read the instructions that actually came with them
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing.